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timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

420,420 notes

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

302,888 notes
ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

500,304 notes
16bitsam:

TYLER OMFG

sam-the-sasquatch:

waiting for a reply for ages then finding out it was your turn to reply all along

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upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up